People need to blur out their pixs better when they post them on craigslist

People who post ads for a hot fuck usually blur out their faces so they won't be recognized. I guess it is shame for being a total slut or they just want to remain discreet. But some in the process completely fail. Take this guy here with the scratched out face. You can totally identify him in a line up because of his tattoos! Sorry pig! massive fail. And don't get me started on Mr. Humongous cock there. A sneak peak at your crotch and we will all know it was you!

I love a camel toe

I don't like a munt ( a male camel toe) but love to see the ladies lips..another reason never to wear a fanny pack ladies..it will cover your "toe"

Ask me anything but make it sexy!

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I know this may sound retro

God how many lives you have ruined. So many lives you have killed. and yet I am sure you sleep peacefully in your sleep as I toss and turn for stepping on a snail

Welcome Hedonist to my New Blog!

My name is John Roecker- Who am I you may ask? Well who are you? I could reply.Really who are you? But if you are on here it must mean that like me you would love to chat and not have to be worried about being censored. I hate being told what I cannot do as long as I don't hurt people(much) I like to have the freedom to say what I want and display pictures i want and also not wear underwear so my thingy can sway back and forth like nature intended. Oh wait you asked who I was. Well my name is John. I write and direct movies..Oh hear we go with your arms crossed looking at me like that. Now fucking stop it. I am not that kinda Hollywood Twat. I put the indie back into the indie. And that is how I am now and always be. Commercial anything has no interest to me what so ever. Not because I won't- I just cannot. Case in point. Just say I get a job directing a romantic comedy with say Jennifer Aniston and Hugh Jackman. The powers at the studio say "John write and direct us this film". And I would give them this idea. Two single people bump into each other at a Pet Hospital . Jennifer plays a lawyer with a bunny rabbit who has terminal cancer and Hugh is a Vet. who is also a serial killer who kills woman who has bunnies who have termanial cancer. Viola! And then I would be shown out the door. But in my mind that would be a great film. So there you go. That is me in a nutshell oh also I am a Dj on X109 radio- I drink a lot! I mean a lot! I run a Church for Lushies. I have a webseries called Svengali at www.svengaliworld.com I am a punker- I like the hole and the pole and I like you to! So Welcome and leave your taste and panties at the door!