Why we eat Bacon for Breakfast

You know eating bacon is a breakfast tradition but do did you know where it came from? Well it seems that back in the olden days Abraham Lincoln would rise early to make sure men still had their foreskin intact. He would ride his horse from house to house to make sure they were still sporting it and if they didn't he would take out his knife and hack them to death. So the people thought of a plan. Take a thin piece of skin from a pig and fry it. Then place it on the penis and viola instant foreskin! Thus this is where the eating bacon for breakfast legend came from. Later I will tell you how in the olden days women would use poach eggs to replace their own eggs so they could have babies.